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"The most dangerous position in which to sleep is with your feet on your office desk."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."
Funny Short Sayings by, Homer J Simpson.
“Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality."
Funny Short Sayings by, Clifton Fadiman.
"Only a fool argues with a skunk, a mule or the cook."
Funny Short Sayings by, Harry Oliver.
"Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."
Funny Short Sayings by, Rodney Dangerfield
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
Funny Short Sayings by, Homer J Simpson.
"Always drink upstream from the herd."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
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