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"One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool"
Funny Short Sayings by, Edgar Watson Howe.
"Never pick a fight with anyone who buys ink by the barrel."
An American adage about antagonizing newspaper editors
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."
Funny Short Sayings by, Bill Cosbey.
"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man."
Funny Short Sayings by, Socrates.
"Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Therefore ...."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy."
Funny Short Sayings by, Groucho Marx.
"You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a woman It's plucking your eyebrows. That's how I originally got pierced ears."
Funny Short Sayings by, Geri Jewell.
"Zippers are more popular in automated offices than elsewhere -- if you wear a button, someone's liable to push it."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?"
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants."
Funny Short Sayings by, Chuck Tanner.
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