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"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
Funny Short Sayings by, Zsa Zsa Gabor
"My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil."
Funny Short Sayings by, Paul Getty.
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
Funny Short Sayings by, Jim Wohford
"42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot"
Funny Short Sayings by, Unkown.
"Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself." - after being told he looked cool.
Funny Short Sayings by, Yogi Berra
"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed."
Funny Short Sayings by, Albert Einstein
"Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation."
Funny Short Sayings by, Henry Kissinger.
"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should
have been more specific."
Funny Short Sayings by, Jane Wagner.
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
Funny Short Sayings by, Steven Wright.
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
Funny Short Sayings by, Robert Orben.
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