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"Summer is the season when the air pollution is much warmer."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"Why don't you learn from my mistakes? It takes half your life to learn from your own."
Funny Short Sayings by, Shelagh Delaney.
"The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love."
Funny Short Sayings by, Joe E. Lewis.
"Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf."
Funny Short Sayings by, Will Rogers.
"If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation."
Funny Short Sayings by, Rush Limbaugh.
"Lifes Tough, get a helmet!"
Funny Short Sayings by, Unknown.
"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."
Funny Short Sayings by, Ronald Reagan
"There are three faithful friends—an old wife, an old dog, and ready money."
Funny Short Sayings by, Franklin.
"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."
Funny Short Sayings by, Albert Einstein
"If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life."
Funny Short Sayings by, Tommy Lasorda
"The shortest distance between two points is under construction."
Funny Short Sayings by, Noelie Altito.
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