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"Hermits have no peer pressure."
Funny Short Sayings by, Steven Wright.
"It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!"
Funny Short Sayings by, Unknown.
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."
Funny Short Sayings by, Lily Tomlin.
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
Funny Short Sayings by, Mitch Hedberg.
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
Funny Short Sayings by, Robert A. Heinlein.
"There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't"
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."
Funny Short Sayings by, David Letterman.
"Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
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