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"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."
Funny Short Sayings by, Woody Allen.
"Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect."
Funny Short Sayings by, Benny Hill.
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans"
Funny Short Sayings by, John Lennon.
"Of all the things that tax a man's patience, there's nothing to compare with a stuck zipper."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error."
Funny Short Sayings by, John Kenneth Galbraith.
"Trouble defies the law of gravity. It's easier to pick up than to drop."
Funny Short Sayings by, Johathan Raban.
"Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."
Funny Short Sayings by, Yogi Berra.
"He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants."
Funny Short Sayings by, Chuck Tanner.
"Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!"
Funny Short Sayings by, Eric Cartman.
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
Funny Short Sayings by, Homer J Simpson.
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