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"The latest new dance craze is called, "The Politician." It's two steps forward, one step backward, and then a sidestep."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"A gas station is a place where you sometimes fill the car, but more often drain the kids."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"A gas station is a place where you sometimes fill the car, but more often drain the kids."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do."
Funny Short Sayings by, Phyllis Diller.
"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"He's got a photographic mind. Too bad it never developed."
Funny Short Sayings by, Leopold Fechtner.
"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
Funny Short Sayings by, Issac Asimov.
"We have found that it's much easier to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is bigger than we are."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?"
Funny Short Sayings by, Zsa Zsa Gabor.
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