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"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."
Funny Short Sayings by, Issac Asimov.
"We have found that it's much easier to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is bigger than we are."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"The downhill path is easy, but there's no turning back."
Funny Short Sayings by, Christina Rossetti.
"Everybody is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be"
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough."
Funny Short Sayings by, Les Dawson.
"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"
Funny Short Sayings by, Homer J Simpson.
"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without it."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"A great many people have a soldier's stomach - everything they eat goes to the front."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools."
Funny Short Sayings by, Gene Brown.
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