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"He's nice to people 'n animals... but you oughta hear him talkin' to a golf ball!"
Funny Short Sayings by,Dennis The Menace.
"An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be"
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."
Funny Short Sayings by, Homer J Simpson.
"Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic."
Funny Short Sayings by, Dan Rather.
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Funny Short Sayings by, Albert Einstein
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
Funny Short Sayings by, Whitney Brown.
"Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants."
Funny Short Sayings by, Geraldo Rivera.
"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem."
Funny Short Sayings by, Bill Vaughan.
"Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"
Funny Short Sayings by, Will Rogers.
"A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused."
Funny Short Sayings by, Shirley Maclaine.
"Income-tax forms should be more realistic by allowing the taxpayer to list Uncle Sam as a dependent."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
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