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"In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf."
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"A rich man's joke is always funny."
Funny Short Sayings by, Proverb.
"Beware of the young doctor and the old barber."
Funny Short Sayings by, Benjamin Franklin.
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
Funny Short Sayings by, Unknown.
"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
Funny Short Sayings by, Harry S. Truman.
"The only thing stronger than a mother's love is a garlic breath".
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality."
Funny Short Sayings by, Clifton Fadiman.
"Only a fool argues with a skunk, a mule or the cook."
Funny Short Sayings by, Harry Oliver.
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Funny Short Sayings by, Winston Churchill.
"I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli."
Funny Short Sayings by, George Bush.
"You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."
Funny Short Sayings by, Dilbert.
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